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1.) Please! Don't read this unnecessary text!
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2.) Do not use empty bottles and cans as throwing objects.
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3.) Use paper on both sides to minimize waste.
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4.) Do not spit on the ground on the way to school.
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5.) No littering here. Please use the trash cans.
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6.) Please remember to clean the coffee machine!
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7.) Please do not spit on the lawn – it is against inappropriate soil pollution.
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8.) Info: Here are products for people with different preferences.
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9.) Teachers here are the secret superheroes of everyday life – without capes, but with lots of coffee.
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10.) Warning: These hot guys are so sexy they could drive you to ecstasy!
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11.) In the swinger club: No drugs or alcohol during sexual activities.
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12.) Attention! Windows 12 cannot display your holograms!
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13.) Warning: Teachers teach here! High dose of humor required.
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14.) Warning! Windows 12 can't refill your coffee cup!
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15.) There is more talking than repairing here – but that’s part of it.
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16.) If you feel suicidal during a thunderstorm, you should immediately jump into the water.
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17.) Warning! Windows 12 can't wash your pet!
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18.) Attention! Here alcohol is served with a smile.
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19.) Attention! Why doesn't Windows show me ads when I open the Internet?
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20.) Caution: Gynecologist's office - Only problems that occur below the belly button are solved here.
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21.) Shitting or peeing in the swimming pool is prohibited.
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22.) If I get horny while shitting, should I recognize that as a talent?
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23.) Be careful! It's not just dust that flies here – sometimes ideas do too.
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24.) Please do not use a car door as a parachute – there is no landing zone.
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25.) No eating is allowed at the edge of the pool, even while standing.
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26.) Be careful: these eyes are so tempting that you could get lost in them!
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27.) Attention! The toilet has suffered enough – please do not put any more strain on it.
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28.) Note: The teacher explains complex topics with the ease of a magician.
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29.) Male cold emergency room – women, please do not be alarmed.
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30.) Warning! Windows 12 prevents Busty Buffy, aka Lucy Wilde, from having great breasts.
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31.) Attention! Here the architect enjoyed his artistic freedom.
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32.) Warning, I'm so horny I could melt a snowman!
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33.) Respect the instructions of ground staff, even if they are stupid.
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34.) No lost flights here, just unexpected sightseeing tours.
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35.) Important: The fisherman fishes with the patience of a puzzle master.
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36.) Attention! No singing here please – unless you are an opera singer.
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37.) Warning: This body is so hot that even the devil would break out in a sweat!
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38.) Attention! Gravity has its own rules here.
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39.) In this house, alcohol is not a problem, but a solution.
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40.) Attention, pubescent masterpieces in the works – please approach with humor!
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41.) Please no rope acrobatics on the lawn – unless you are at the circus.
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42.) Note: The teacher explains complex topics with ease, I want you.
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43.) Please do not disturb – I am currently on a wine discovery tour.
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44.) Attention, I'm as horny as a woodpecker on a love tour!
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45.) Please throw garbage and other crap into the containers provided.
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46.) Why doesn't my computer speed up when I unplug the Internet cable?
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47.) Caution! The lawn is against all forms of slapstick comedy.
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48.) Great interface! Be careful, it could be addictive!
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49.) Be careful, I'm hotter than a summer in the Sahara!
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50.) Teachers' area: Where chalk, hormones and humor meet.
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51.) Caution! Do not use robot arms as a navigation aid – they do not guide.
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52.) In the swinger club: Always keep the emergency exits and escape routes clear.
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53.) This is where the best anecdotes about mishaps and breakdowns arise.
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54.) Be careful, there are no problems here, just cocktails!
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55.) Welcome to the labyrinth of architectural experiments.
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56.) Caution! The lawn is protected against unwanted flying maneuvers.
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57.) Attention: The astronomer looks at the stars with the fascination of a dreamer.
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58.) Beware of possible allergic reactions to pool chemicals.
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59.) Sorry, the fridge is on a diet.
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60.) Beware of sudden reactions – our chemicals have their own agenda.
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61.) Attention! This is not surgery, but imaginative action.
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62.) Attention! Please do not wear ice skating insoles here – unless you have the right footwear.
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63.) Warning: Touching this body surface could turn your hand into a work of art!
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64.) Note: The veterinarian takes loving care of his youngest patients.
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65.) The fridge is empty because I ate everything at once.
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66.) Man cold alert! Women, please put on protective suits.
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67.) No race with robot arms here – they have a head start.
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68.) Attention! Windows 12 cannot masturbate.
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69.) Entrance to the treasure hunt area (gynecologist's office).
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70.) Warning! Windows 12 will not run on your microwave oven!
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71.) Here, climate policy is not made, but avoided.
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72.) When I shit I get so inspired I could write a book!
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73.) If you can't find your flight, grab a coffee and ask for directions.
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74.) Teachers are like magicians – they turn chaos into order and boredom into fun.
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75.) Be careful, I'm hotter than the sun!
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76.) Welcome to the realm of wombs and fallopian tubes.
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77.) No men's dreams are fulfilled here, only womb dreams.
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78.) Attention! If you miss your flight, use the time for a spontaneous trip around the world at the baggage carousel.
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79.) The fridge is empty because I decided to become a food toileter.
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80.) Warning: Hot bodies! Contact could stir up your emotions!
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81.) Sauna and wellness area, admission only from 18 years.
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82.) All information about clients and their sexual practices is kept confidential.
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83.) Attention! Please do not spit on the grass – it is against unsportsmanlike conduct.
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84.) Warning: Hot surface! Touching it could stimulate your dreams!
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85.) Attention! No magic tricks here please – unless you are a magician.
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86.) In the swinger club: Be responsible for your health and safety.
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87.) Here you eat in peace – no petty food wars.
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88.) Be careful: your body is so seductive that it beguiles all the senses!
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89.) The fridge is empty because the pizza wanted to go in the oven instead.
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90.) Beware of bees and wasps in summer, please do not eat.
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91.) Why doesn't my computer start when I press the Start button on the screen?
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92.) Warning: This interface is so sexy it might drive you crazy!
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93.) Toilet paper belongs in the toilet, not on the floor. Thank you very much!
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94.) Attention! Politicians are working hard on global warming – please do not support them.
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95.) Be careful of ideas erupting – here every thought is worth an explosion.
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96.) Climate policy is discussed here – with a touch of irony.
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97.) Politicians and climate – a love story with many climate changes.
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98.) Be careful, men complain about their condom problems.
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99.) Dispose of old paper and materials in the waste paper container.
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100.) Do not throw away school laptops and tablets, they are not disposable devices.
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101.) Please do not dispose of any waste in the toilet.
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