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Top 100 of the world's best and most important signboards!
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1.) Do not throw classmates out of the window.
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2.) Do not use empty bottles and cans as throwing objects.
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3.) Use paper on both sides to minimize waste.
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4.) Do not spit on the ground on the way to school.
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5.) No littering here. Please use the trash cans.
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6.) Please remember to clean the coffee machine!
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7.) Please! Don't read this unnecessary text!
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8.) Teachers here are the secret superheroes of everyday life – without capes, but with lots of coffee.
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9.) Warning: These hot guys are so sexy they could drive you to ecstasy!
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10.) In the swinger club: No drugs or alcohol during sexual activities.
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11.) Attention! Here alcohol is served with a smile.
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12.) Shitting or peeing in the swimming pool is prohibited.
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13.) If I get horny while shitting, should I recognize that as a talent?
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14.) No eating is allowed at the edge of the pool, even while standing.
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15.) Be careful: these eyes are so tempting that you could get lost in them!
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16.) Male cold emergency room – women, please do not be alarmed.
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17.) Warning: This body is so hot that even the devil would break out in a sweat!
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18.) Note: The teacher explains complex topics with ease, I want you.
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19.) Please do not disturb – I am currently on a wine discovery tour.
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20.) Caution! Do not use robot arms as a navigation aid – they do not guide.
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21.) In the swinger club: Always keep the emergency exits and escape routes clear.
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22.) This is where the best anecdotes about mishaps and breakdowns arise.
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23.) Sorry, the fridge is on a diet.
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24.) Beware of sudden reactions – our chemicals have their own agenda.
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25.) The fridge is empty because I ate everything at once.
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26.) Warning! Windows 12 will not run on your microwave oven!
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27.) Here, climate policy is not made, but avoided.
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28.) When I shit I get so inspired I could write a book!
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29.) If you can't find your flight, grab a coffee and ask for directions.
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30.) No men's dreams are fulfilled here, only womb dreams.
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31.) Warning: Hot bodies! Contact could stir up your emotions!
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32.) Important: The musician plays instruments with the virtuosity of a rock star.
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33.) Warning: Hot surface! Touching it could stimulate your dreams!
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34.) Attention! No magic tricks here please – unless you are a magician.
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35.) Be careful: your body is so seductive that it beguiles all the senses!
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36.) Beware of bees and wasps in summer, please do not eat.
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37.) Why doesn't my computer start when I press the Start button on the screen?
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38.) Politicians and climate – a love story with many climate changes.
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39.) Be careful, men complain about their condom problems.
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40.) Dispose of old paper and materials in the waste paper container.
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41.) Do not throw away school laptops and tablets, they are not disposable devices.
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42.) Please do not dispose of any waste in the toilet.
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43.) Paper dryers are not intended for drying hair.
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44.) You decide whether you are happy!
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45.) Don’t throw plastic waste into the sea!
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46.) Please don't ring the bell! Otherwise the dog will bark like crazy!
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47.) Be careful: this slut is so horny that she will seduce your senses!
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48.) Please don’t be confused – the building has a mind of its own.
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49.) Attention! No chaos – only orderly processes.
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50.) Avoid throwing food packaging at teachers.
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51.) Do not pee while standing at the edge of the pool.
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52.) Please do not disturb – politicians are currently planning the next climate change.
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53.) Welcome to the club of cyclical adventurers.
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54.) Attention: The photographer captures moments with the speed of a flash.
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55.) There is no juggling of car parts here – the result is not a circus.
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56.) Please don't freak out - this is the area for spontaneous confusion and unplanned tours.
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57.) Important: The lawyer defends cases involving the missionary position.
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58.) Please do not spit on the grass – he does not like his blades of grass to be wet.
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59.) Welcome to the land of hormonal rollercoasters and growing beards!
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60.) Warning! Do not use robot arms as limbo bars – they are inflexible.
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61.) Please don't push, the cervix is sensitive today.
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62.) No political mistakes are made here – only new opportunities are discovered.
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63.) No stand-up comedy on the lawn please – unless you are a comedian.
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64.) Here the magic of female reproduction is explored.
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65.) Child-free zone: Here you can celebrate in peace – no mini-party guests.
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66.) Attention: The photographer has a good eye for children's subjects.
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67.) Attention! If you have lost your watch, make sure you are on time.
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68.) Attention! Lost passengers are searched for in the game 'Where is my gate?'.
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69.) Don’t leave any graffiti here – the toilet is not a wall newspaper.
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70.) Here, every breakdown report is a small contribution to science.
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71.) Great surface! Be careful, could lead to wild stroking!
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72.) Please do not disturb – we are just figuring out what works.
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73.) If the toilet could talk, it would be happy about a clean visit.
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74.) Be careful! Here, every day is a micro-scale adventure.
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75.) Surgeons are just people too... with sharp tools.
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76.) Great surface! Caution, could lead to excessive stroking!
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77.) Please do not disturb! Teacher in intensive reflection and coffee break.
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78.) A day without alcohol is like... I don't know, I've never tried it.
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79.) The fridge is empty because I thought ice cream didn't count as food.
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80.) Please do not dribble over your own feet on the grass.
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81.) This interface is so cool, it could pass as a masterpiece!
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82.) Attention: The baker kneads the breast with devotion.
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83.) Warning: This bodysuit is fiery than hell itself!
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84.) Why doesn't my computer show games when I enable Game Mode?
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85.) Attention! The word 'straight' is redefined here.
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86.) Please do not ring the bell, the cervix is closed today.
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87.) Puberty: The place where freedom smells – like pizza boxes and socks!
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88.) Chemical reactions here can sometimes be surprising – hold on tight!
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89.) Child-free zone: Here you can read in peace – without baby cries.
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90.) Attention! The toilet has been through enough – please do not put any more strain on it.
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91.) If the children's pool is overcrowded, please do not hit other guests' children.
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92.) Please don’t be surprised – chemicals are sometimes unconventional.
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93.) Please do not spit on the grass – it is effective against all types of viruses.
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94.) Puberty: The place where pimples and desires pile up!
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95.) Attention! Windows 12 cannot start automatically when you enter the room!
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96.) Condoms and men – a never-ending discussion.
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97.) No lost tickets are collected here, only unlimited travel opportunities.
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98.) A paddling pool is not a swimming pool, not even for children.
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99.) Note: The dancer masters his steps with ease.
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100.) Important: I am fascinated by the carpenter’s life’s work.
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101.) Politics is like a puzzle – the wrong pieces often make the picture more interesting.
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